WE HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT WILL FERRELL THAT WE’RE NOT SURE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE.
This is Will Ferrell. He’s devastatingly handsome and equipped with a perfectly round head and ENORMOUS OWL EYES that suggest he has seen things.
Government things.
After careful observation, we have reached a conclusion we cannot technically prove: This kitten taught Will Ferrell how to cat.
Yes. THAT Will Ferrell. SNL. Elf. Anchorman. Step Brothers.
Does the math work? Absolutely not. This cat is six months old and Will Ferrell joined SNL in 1995.
Please stop emailing us. We have chosen to believe this kitten transcends time. Look into those eyes and tell us he doesn’t understand the space time continuum.
You can’t. Even better, Will is ridiculously friendly. He has the face of an ancient forest oracle and the personality of a guy who walks into a barbecue and somehow already knows everyone.
“Oh hey!!! You’re here!!!”
Sir. WE HAVE NEVER MET.
Doesn’t matter. You’re friends now.
Somehow this magnificent little creature is still waiting for a family. Perhaps he’s waiting for the correct timeline.
Perhaps you are the correct timeline.
We will not be taking questions about the timeline.
