UNDER THE SEA, EVERYTHING BELONGS TO SRIRACHA. Our resident Little Mermutt has gadgets, gizmos, and enough thingamabobs to fill an entire underwater kingdom. And you may touch absolutely none of them.

Sriracha is a gorgeous Labrador Retriever mix who loves swimming, playing, and spending time with her dog friends. She’s a social butterfly with one very reasonable request: everyone needs to go home to their own castle afterward.

Sriracha enjoys other dogs, but sharing her treasured possessions? That’s where this Disney princess draws the line. She heard “part of your world” and assumed that included your couch, your affection, and exclusive ownership of the toy collection. She’s not interested in merging assets with another dog. The paperwork alone would be exhausting.

Somewhere, Sebastian is trying to explain the importance of sharing. Sriracha has asked him to leave. Behind all that mermaid attitude is a wonderful girl who deserves a home of her own, a family to adore her, and a kingdom where she can finally unpack her treasures. Ready to make Sriracha part of your world?
One princess per castle, please. Management has spoken.