Meet Sebastian Maniscalco. A kitten who somehow already carries the disappointment of 400 Italian grandmothers.
Look at his face. That’s not a kitten. That’s a man who just watched you show up to Sunday dinner empty handed.
“You came with NOTHING?”
Sebastian has standards.
You don’t wear your hat at the table.
You don’t say you’re “not that hungry.”
And when Nonna asks if you want seconds…
The answer is yes.
This is Johnston.
It’s not a question.
He’s also deeply concerned about anyone buying supermarket cookies when they were already driving down Atwood Ave.
You had options.
Sebastian is sweet, affectionate, and dressed better than everyone else at the family function in his tiny tuxedo.
Just know that if you adopt him, you’re not getting a kitten.
You’re getting a supervisor.
Think Sebastian Maniscalco belongs in your family? Stop by adoption hours or apply online.