SAMMI SWEETHEART DID NOT COME TO THE JERSEY SHORE TO MAKE FRIENDS. SHE CAME TO FIND A FAMILY AND LOOK INCREDIBLY CUTE DOING IT.
Sammi Sweetheart is 6 months old and has fully accepted her position as adorable tiny royalty. Friendly, playful and ridiculously cute, she walks into a room and immediately becomes everyone’s emotional support celebrity.
She’s basically the sweetest little thing you’ll ever meet, minus the Ron sized complications.

Sammi enjoys chasing toys, supervising household activities and dramatically flopping down for attention as though she has just returned from an exhausting eight hour shift at the T-shirt shop.

She would also like it officially documented that the first night at your house, when you left Sammi Sweetheart alone… absolutely nothing happened because Sammi lives there now.
No anonymous notes. No boardwalk drama. No cabs waiting outside.
Just one tiny guidette looking for someone willing to say:
“Sam, you’re my sweetheart. You’re my best friend.”
And unlike the original storyline, we’d really like this relationship to work out.