THIS JUST IN: A suspiciously handsome gentleman has entered the building and morale has never recovered. MEET RON BURGUNDY! He’s a dapper guy that is convinced the camera was invented specifically for him.Ron Burgundy enjoys long walks, being admired from across the room, and maintaining direct eye contact while making you question every relationship choice you’ve ever made. Scientists are currently studying how one dog can possess this much charisma without collapsing under the weight of it. We’re honestly not even sure he’s real. He looks like the kind of dog who would own a boat shoe collection, order an old fashioned at dinner, and somehow convince everyone at the party he’s “kind of a big deal.”
Underneath all the good looks is an incredibly sweet, goofy guy who is ready for a family of his own. He’s got leading man energy with the heart of your best friend.
Stay classy, friends.