PUPÉ LE PEW WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH HIS ATTORNEY.
Yes, that is stuffing scattered across the entire yard.
Yes, Pupé is sitting directly in the middle of it.
No, he will not be answering questions without representation.
According to his official statement, he discovered the scene exactly as you see it and immediately sat down to preserve the evidence. The fact that several pieces of stuffing may still be attached to his mouth is irrelevant and, frankly, prejudicial.
Pupé is a puppy with excellent looks, questionable legal judgment, and the kind of face that makes it nearly impossible to remain upset about anything he may or may not have destroyed.
He is ready to begin the next chapter of his life in a home where toys are plentiful, forgiveness comes quickly, and all accusations must be supported by evidence.
*Please note: Pupé and his siblings are currently in a foster home and can be met by appointment only. To schedule a time to meet him, please email HeartofRIAdoption@gmail.com, call (401) 467-3670 or click the link in our bio to apply online and request an appointment.*