Persimmon is a 5 month old puppy that weighs around 39lbs. She has already requested a personal chef, larger dinner plates, and a walk in pantry. Her ideal six meal daily schedule would consist primarily of breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, dinner, and whatever her siblings haven’t finished. We’ve attempted to explain portion control. She walked away mid conversation three times and we eventually gave up.

And while her culinary ambitions are questionable, there’s absolutely nothing questionable about how adorable this little girl is. She’s still a young puppy who needs patience, training, socialization, and a family ready to help her grow into the wonderful dog she’s meant to become.

Ideally, her future household will also have a reasonable grocery budget. Although we should mention that Persimmon’s definition of reasonable is currently under investigation.

Listen, we’re doing the best we can.

Her credentials are fabricated but her cuteness is NOT. And for the love of Rhode Island, somebody please tell her that unlimited breadsticks are not a constitutional right. Consider clicking “donate” at the top of the page to help with her food fund.