Ouiser Boudreaux has been in a very bad mood for forty years. She is approximately 12 weeks old. We do not have an explanation. Ouiser has an adorable face and the permanent expression of a woman who just found out the grocery store moved everything again. She is silly (when she wants to be), hilarious, and sweet. But she would also like to speak to whoever is in charge. Immediately.

Ouiser does not wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Ouiser wakes up and assumes the bed has personally disappointed her. She will glare at you from across the room. Then climb directly into your lap and act like the cuddle was your idea. She will sprint through the house at full speed for absolutely no reason, stop suddenly, look offended, and leave. She has opinions about the weather. She has concerns about your spending. She does not care for your tone. And yes, she heard what you said.

Ouiser is looking for a family willing to provide food, affection, entertainment, and the occasional apology for things they did not do. In return, you will receive one tiny Southern curmudgeon who is ridiculously adorable and will almost certainly become the love of your life. Make your next life choice wisely and apply to adopt her immediately.