Meet Mai Tai, Tom Collins, and Mojito. Those are the names they arrived with. However, we are currently doing a Greek theme, and after finding them laying like this more than once, we believe “CERBERUS” would have been a more appropriate group title. For anyone unfamiliar, Cerberus is the legendary three headed guardian of the Underworld.

This is the budget version. Ours guards a hammock. Poorly.

They can typically be found crammed together, despite the fact that each kitten was issued his own body and is technically permitted to use it separately.

They have declined.

There are heads coming from several directions. Legs with no clear point of origin. At least one kitten is being used as structural support. Nobody seems concerned.

Mai Tai, Tom Collins, and Mojito are sweet, hilarious kittens looking for forever homes. They do not need to be adopted together. They enjoy each other, but they are 3 happy, well adjusted kittens who can and will thrive in separate homes. We promise we are not going to dramatically separate 3 star crossed lovers and leave them staring mournfully out windows for the rest of their lives. They will be okay.

Probably better than the kitten currently being used as a pillow.