Keely Jones is some spectacular combination of breeds that genetics has described only as “a lot.”
She is gorgeous, brilliant, hilarious, and powered by an energy source not currently approved for residential use.
Keeley operates in two modes.
MODE ONE: LAND BASED ZOOMIE MISSILE
Keeley does not run. She launches.
She loves other dogs and believes every compatible pup was placed on Earth specifically to participate in her personal athletic program. Your dog may currently believe it is active. Keeley looks forward to reviewing that claim.
She is also extraordinarily smart. Training, games, and puzzles will help keep that ridiculous brain busy. Otherwise, she may restructure your home around an exciting new open concept design.
MODE TWO: LUXURY AQUATIC DIVORCÉE
Once Keeley enters the pool, she becomes a wealthy woman named Deborah on the fourth day of an all inclusive vacation.
She has nowhere to be. She has stopped checking email. She could float all day while silently judging everyone who scheduled an excursion before noon.
Keeley needs a genuinely active home ready for walks, adventures, training, games, yard time, and dog playdates.
Because Keeley isn’t simply “a lot.”
She is a lot of joy, intelligence, laughter, and love. She will be your personal trainer, social director, pool supervisor, and the woman explaining that your current brand lacks cohesion and needs significantly more animal print.