RHODE ISLAND, WE A COMEDIAN PERFORMING TO AN EMPTY ROOM, AND HIS AGENT IS GETTING CONCERNED. You might be an overlooked kitten if… Everyone is losing their minds over the new fluffy, blue eyed marshmallows while you’ve been sitting here wondering if your adoption application got lost in the mail.
Meet Jeff Foxworthy. He is ridiculously handsome, dressed in a permanent tuxedo, and apparently the only comedian in Rhode Island who can’t sell a ticket.
Cherry, Honey, and Maple have developed a fan club. Colby Jack is negotiating a cheese endorsement.
Meanwhile, Jeff is checking his spam folder. He’s decided to revive a classic comedy routine.
If you live with 47 roommates and a woman named Nancy keeps interrupting your naps… You might be a shelter kitten.
If your résumé consists of sleeping, eating, and attacking shoelaces, but you expect someone to financially support you for the next 18 years… You might be a shelter kitten.
If the new kittens are getting all the attention while you’ve been waiting patiently for someone to notice you… YOU MIGHT BE JEFF FOXWORTHY.
And that’s the part that isn’t funny. Jeff doesn’t have a publicist, a talent agent, or even a microphone. He’s just a wonderful little kitten with a lifetime of love to give, waiting for someone to finally choose him.
We think he deserves a standing ovation. Preferably in the form of a forever family.