George Carlin believes society has far too many rules. Rules about counters. Rules about closed doors. Rules about whether he’s “allowed” on your pillow.

WHO DECIDED THIS? Certainly not George.

So, in honor of his namesake…

THE FOUR DIRTY WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY TO A CAT:

VET. George has already vanished.

CARRIER. Nice try. That’s a trap.

NO. You thought you were in charge.

EMPTY. There are three pieces of kibble left.

Therefore…

EMPTY.

George is ready for a home where he can continue questioning authority, challenging household policies, and reminding everyone that the bottle cap on the floor is infinitely more valuable than the $40 cat toy you bought him.

Just remember…

You’re not adopting a cat if you decide to adopt George. You’re entering into a lifelong debate. And George is pretty sure he’s already won.