An adorable burrito has developed legs, thrown a house party, and is now demanding to be swaddled.

WE HAVE QUESTIONS. MANY QUESTIONS.

Meet Freaky Burrito. This ridiculously adorable pup has the social calendar of a college freshman and the snuggling requirements of a newborn baby. This little man is ready to PARTY. Toys, zoomies, puppy chaos. He’s already ordered a disco ball. But four minutes later? THE PARTY IS OVER. THE GUESTS ARE DISMISSED. AND FREAKY BURRITO NEEDS TO BE HELD. IMMEDIATELY. Not a casual pat. Not a quick cuddle. He wants to be wrapped up like a burrito and told he’s the most beautiful boy in the world.

“But Sir, you were just running a nightclub.”

“That was earlier.”

“IT WAS FOUR MINUTES AGO.”

“The vibe has changed!”

Apparently, this puppy can go from spring break in Cancún to a maternity ward in record time. It’s quite impressive.

TWO SETTINGS: FULL SEND AND PLEASE HOLD ME.

Beneath all this unnecessary nightlife drama is one incredibly sweet dude just looking for his people. Freaky Burrito came from Texas, where his family had a difficult beginning. Now he has the chance to grow up surrounded by kindness, comfort, and love.

He’s playful, affectionate, wonderfully snuggly, and looking for a family ready for all the patience, training, laughter, and love that come with raising a puppy.

BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE BIGGEST PARTY ANIMAL IS ALSO THE BIGGEST BABY. PARTY HARD. NAP HARDER. LOVE FOREVER.