ERNEST HAS SIX TOES, ZERO RED FLAGS AND ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS STILL BEING SINGLE.
He is ridiculously handsome and the kind of cat who can turn a casual introduction into a committed relationship before you’ve fully realized what happened. He is incredibly loving, wonderfully gentle and has a talent for looking at you like the two of you have shared a mortgage for years. Five minutes ago you were strangers. Now you’re scratching his chin and explaining why your family group chat has become emotionally exhausting.
Ernest understands. Ernest will not repeat any of your secrets.
And because apparently being handsome and emotionally available wasn’t enough,Ernest is polydactyl. He comes with bonus toes and wonderfully oversized paws that make him look like he showed up wearing someone else’s mittens.
We genuinely think whoever adopts this sweet boy is going to wonder how they ever lived without him. Come meet Ernest. Just understand that “I’m only going to look” has historically been a very weak defense.