DAVID ROSE HAS NEVER ONCE ENTERED A ROOM CASUALLY. He is a pup who has somehow combined the emotional range of a Shakespearean actor with the impulse control of a shopping cart rolling downhill.
Like his Schitt’s Creek namesake, David has very strong opinions, an appreciation for attention, and absolutely no interest in being told to calm down.
David would also like it formally documented that he wants friends. He just has a somewhat unconventional networking strategy.
David sees another dog.
David gets excited.
David forgets every social skill discussed in orientation.
David enters the conversation with his entire body at approximately thirty miles per hour.
The other dog looks at him sometimes like: “Ew, David.”
We are working on it.
To his credit, David genuinely means well. His heart is enormous. His self awareness is simply still buffering.
He is funny, chunky, affectionate, endlessly entertaining, and firmly believes every situation could benefit from approximately 40 percent more David.
Behavioral consultants describe him as eager.
David is very uninterested in that opinion.
He needs a family who understands that puppyhood is messy, manners take practice, and friendship does not always require entering the chat like the Kool Aid Man.
His ideal adopter appreciates dramatic entrances, understands that an inside voice should also apply to body language, and is prepared to fall completely in love with a tiny bulldozer whose heart is currently much bigger than his manners.
David Rose is a work in progress.
But this little weirdo? He’s simply the best.