David Beckpurr is painfully aware that he is attractive. Nobody told him this. He simply figured it out. He poses without meaning to. He accidentally sits in perfect lighting. He will stop grooming halfway through because he caught his reflection in something shiny and felt it deserved another look.

Despite his celebrity status, David is surprisingly humble. He enjoys wrestling with his siblings, chasing toys across the house, and accepting compliments as though they are simply part of the daily routine. David is looking for a family prepared to spend an unreasonable amount of time taking photos they will absolutely never stop showing people. Be prepared when you apply, you were warned.