Some of the best love stories start when you least expect them. Sometimes it’s across a crowded room and sometimes it’s in our lobby.

We’re not saying you’ll fall in love here. We’re just saying the odds of leaving with your heart intact aren’t looking great.

Meet Cappy. This very handsome pup was named after Newport’s oldest local bar. He claims he survived the hurricane, helped rebuild Newport, and personally tapped the first keg.

His qualifications are questionable, he has no liquor license, we have witnessed him attempt to pay property taxes with a pinecone, and he considers stealing socks a legitimate business expense.

This adorable little disaster needs a family ready for puppy training, adventures, and the occasional household investigation.

He’s unemployed, underage, and somehow has 88 years of imaginary bar experience. With a face like that, who really cares, right?