SOMEBODY COME GET YOUR GRANDMA. SHE’S STUCK IN THE BODY OF A PUPPY AND IS REQUESTING A STUDIO 54 MEMBERSHIP. Meet Spindrift. She was named after a Rhode Island bar from the 1970s and has apparently made that her entire personality.
She wants bell bottoms, a shag carpet, and a disco ball ASAP. She’s also demanding to know why nobody has taught her the Hustle yet.
She’s currently organizing a disco night with her siblings. The entire guest list is under four months old, there is not a single parent in sight, and we would really prefer not to have animal control shut down a nightclub we were never authorized to have in the first place.
Spindrift and her siblings came from Texas, where their mom and dad had been living outdoors on chains. These babies deserve a much different future, and we’re determined to give them one.
Spindrift is looking for a foster or forever family who will give her all the love, security, and ridiculous puppy adventures she deserves. She’s got an entire lifetime ahead of her, and she’d prefer to spend it somewhere with central heating and a respectable record collection.
PLEASE APPLY TO ADOPT OR FOSTER SPINDRIFT BEFORE SHE STARTS CHARGING A COVER AT THE PUPPY ROOM!