KRISTIN WIIG CONTAINS MULTITUDES. Unfortunately, none of them respect your curtains.

This Kristin is every beautifully unstable woman the real Kristen Wiig has ever played, compressed into one tiny, fur covered body.

In the morning, she is the Target Lady “Ohhhhh, is that toilet paper? I LOVE toilet paper!”

You did too, before Kristin dragged the entire roll through three rooms and created an art installation titled You Left Me Alone for Eleven Minutes.

By noon, she is Eleanor.

Your cat caught a mouse once? That’s nice.

Kristin caught seven, founded a pest control company, and purchased a Summer home in Newport. She also INVENTED mice.

By 2:00 a.m., she is Tabitha.

Did she knock over the lamp? “Sorry.”

Did she launch herself from the refrigerator onto your sleeping body? “Sorry.”

Did she hide one earring somewhere it will not be discovered until 2047? “Sorry.”

She is not sorry.

Kristin is funny, dramatic, sassy, and fully prepared to behave as though she is doing you an enormous favor by allowing you to provide food, housing, toys, and access to your most fragile belongings.

Underneath the chaos is a wonderful kitten who will fill her home with laughter, affection, and stories people will tell long after the replacement curtains arrive.

Please share her, apply to adopt her by clicking the link in our bio, or stop in to meet her during adoption hours. She is ready to paaaaarty, and she has already informed us that she belongs in first class.