Everyone keeps telling us we have the sweetest kittens. And we do. But did you meet John Mulaney?
Because John is very sweet but equally as weird and we love that for him.
He is extremely sweet, affectionate, adorable, and somehow makes the actual John Mulaney seem like a grounded, well adjusted adult.
John always looks like he has returned from a complicated weekend at an airport hotel and needs to explain everything chronologically.
You find him standing somewhere he should not be.
“John, why are you up there?”
“Okay. So. To understand that, you first need to understand my relationship with gravity.”
There will be context. There will be a backstory. Another kitten named Kevin may enter the story and never appear again.
John also has the energy of a tiny Victorian child suddenly dropped into modern society.
Automatic fountain? Suspicious.
Roomba? Mechanical horror.
Doorbell? “Someone has arrived at the HOME without prior correspondence?”
One afternoon, we found him staring into a mirror for a concerning amount of time.
“John…buddy?”
“That kitten knows what I did.”
WHAT DID YOU DO, JOHN?
There is no answer. Only more questions.
Underneath all this deeply strange behavior, John is an absolute sweetheart who loves attention and companionship. He may wake you at 3:14 a.m. because something has happened.
(Nothing happened.)
John has just been thinking about it.
Think John belongs with you? Fill out an application by clicking the link in our bio and PLEASE share him.
We have many sweet, easy kittens.
John Mulaney is available for the person asking:
“Yeah, but where’s the weird one?” You found him!