“DON’T YOU DARE SETTLE FOR FINE.” — Roy Kent

Roy Kent did not deliver one of television’s greatest speeches so Rhode Island could settle for a puppy who is merely fine.

And this Roy Kent? He is not fine.

He is offensively adorable, sweet and silly. Roy is expected to become a medium sized adult, although his mixed-breed genetics have submitted no paperwork and are refusing to comment.

Roy wants his person—the one who sees that ridiculous face and feels struck by lightning. Someone who will love him through puppy chaos, teenage nonsense, demolished footwear and every wonderful year afterward.

Because Roy Kent deserves more than fine. Frankly, so do you because he is an absolute f-ing legend.