CHARCUTERIE ALERT: Authorities are asking the public to remain calm after two highly suspicious cheeses were spotted loose in the building. Brie and her brother, Cheddar (also up for adoption), are currently wanted for:
-Aggravated cuteness
-Unlicensed zoomies
-Conspiracy to steal snacks
-Operating a charcuterie board without a permit
Brie appears soft and innocent, but investigators warn that this may be part of the act. The pair should not be approached unless you are prepared to provide toys, treats, cozy blankets, and possibly your entire home. No crackers are required. Just an adopter willing to harbor an adorable criminal or 2.