ROGUE ONE PERSONNEL FILE: CASSIAN.
Codename: Cassian
Rank: Rebel operative
Current assignment: Infiltrate one household and overthrow its existing routine.
Cassian is one of our merle boys from the “Rogue One” litter, and much like his namesake, he appears to have arrived with a mission. We do not know who gave it to him and we voted that we think he made it up himself. And because we believe these puppies are likely Shepherd/Golden Doodle mixes, Cassian may grow up to be extremely smart, active, athletic, and capable of making strategic decisions you were not consulted about.
This is not a decorative couch accessory. This is a working intelligence asset with hair. Previous Aussie or herding breed experience is highly valuable, and training is not going to be optional. Small children should also be advised that Cassian may eventually regard them less as family members and more as poorly organized livestock.
Cassian is APPLICATION ONLY and will not be available for casual visits at the shelter during adoption hours. Meetings will be by invitation after applications are reviewed. We anticipate significant interest, so please send us a complete application with all requested homeownership/rental and veterinary information. And please resist the urge to contact us through every known communication channel asking whether Cassian’s file has been reviewed. He works for Rebel Intelligence. He knows. PLEASE SHARE THIS CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION before Cassian acquires the Death Star plans, organizes the other five puppies into a covert unit, and discovers that your Roomba has been reporting directly to the Empire.