Meet Sriracha, a gorgeous pup who loves playing and spending time with her dog friends. She loves her friends, she just doesn’t want them touching her stuff She’s quite the social butterfly, with one very reasonable request. Everyone needs to go home afterward.

Playdates? Absolutely.

Sharing her toys, favorite spots, and personal belongings with a roommate? Let’s not ruin a perfectly good friendship.

Sriracha loves other dogs, but she’s made it clear that she’s not interested in merging households or splitting custody of the toy collection. The paperwork alone would be exhausting. And really, who among us hasn’t enjoyed spending time with friends while also being delighted when they finally leave?

What Sriracha really wants is simple: a family to love, a home where she can feel safe and settled, and a collection of favorite things she never has to worry about sharing. She has so much affection to give and is just waiting for the right people to give it to. She’s ready to be someone’s best friend and favorite reason to come home.

She has plenty of love to give. She just doesn’t want to share the remote.