Toast Malone is 70 lbs of pure comedic talent wrapped in a VERY handsome mixed breed body. What more could you want? Toast has perfected the art comedy and is a master at make everyone laugh. We’re not saying he thinks he’s the main character, but we are saying he enters every room like he’s about to headline a world tour and we would definitely buy tickets. This big goofy guy lives to be around people, loves attention, will never turn down a snack, or a chance to dramatically flops onto the floor. His main goal is to be involved in whatever nonsense is happening nearby. If you’ve ever wanted a dog that feels more like a slightly unhinged best friend, Toast is your guy!

Toast Malone also gets along great with other dogs and would likely thrive in a home that appreciates his larger than life personality. We have absolutely no idea what breeds went into creating this masterpiece, but whatever the recipe was, it somehow resulted in a hilarious, lovable, oversized goober that everyone here is obsessed with.