Sarah Silverman has never had an unexpressed thought. Not one. She is extremely cute and was apparently born with the understanding that her opinions deserve to be heard. And honestly, we love that for her.

Sarah is a talker. A commentator. A tiny furry woman following you around providing live narration of events you are both currently experiencing. Making breakfast? Sarah has notes. Opening a can? Sarah has joined the conversation. Petting somebody who is not Sarah? Interesting choice. She’d love to hear your reasoning.

There is no wondering what this girl wants. She will tell you, remind you, and circle back in case her previous remarks were somehow unclear. The best part is that all of this personality is packed into one ridiculously adorable little kitten who is funny, entertaining and impossible to ignore.

Sarah is ready for a family who appreciates good conversation, keeps the snacks coming and doesn’t mind sharing their home with someone who always needs the last word.

Your house may currently feel a little quiet. Sarah can fix that.